Make Her Say "Oh. My. God." And The Rest Is Too Easy

 

 Man, people are pretty slow out there:

"She was just this All-American girl who was brainwashed by her super-religious husband. Nobody understands what happened to her."

 

 Nobody's taking the subject matter seriously enough:

"Wow, this is supposed to be,…about religion, but all of these stories are about sex!"

Long after I was married, my "spiritual" wife, who was all about trust and whatnot, was cautioning me not to tell anyone she enjoyed giving blowjobs.

You explain it.

I thought it was kinky,...