What Great Timing: Because Of The World-Wide Influence Of Cults We're Already Ready To Die!!!

"North Korea threatened Wednesday to wipe the United States off the map as Washington and its allies watched for signs the regime will launch a series of missiles in the coming days."

-- Hyung Jim-Kim, reminding us why we love cults so much - and, also, how much Barack Obama's charisma as president has changed everything (just as promised!) - so we can now stop missing the warm presence of President Bush, and start clinging to the cold, harsh reality of The Associated Press.